Right now I am probably trying to roll up a tent and put it away in a field full of mud.  I hope your Monday morning is full of similar delights.  Particularly if you work in an office.

To get you through the day, I suggest you have a look at the following.

Hecklerspray (the UK’s foremost sarky gossip website)

Chapter One – a five minute reading from Book 5 (that was the fantasy one about the wizard sheep)