Denise Mina, Mairi Hedderwick and Richard Holloway at the launch of the Treasures campaign last week, by RobMcDougall.com
Last winter the Scottish Book Trust delivered the very firstBook Week Scotland, a scheme that got people to focus on books, reading and writing for a week. Naturally I am very much in favour of this sort of behaviour, and it turns out lots of other people were too because everyone had such a jolly time they have decided to do it all over again.
So, I was re-reading Book Six because in my mind there were sections of it that I might be able to remove and adapt into a story for a magazine submission. It turns out I was wrong – those bits existed in my head, but I neglected to write them down.
Here’s what I discovered on revisiting that draft.
I didn’t write anywhere near as much of the story as I had previously imagined – which is sad because I thought about it a lot and had tons of ideas.
Most of what I did write was background stuff that happened about 5 years before the story actually begins. It’s not badly written, but it’s not relevant to the book either.
About 2000 words of what I did write consisted of a folk tale about an evil brooch, the justification being that one of my characters reads said story at a difficult time in his life and goes a bit wrong.
I wish I was making that up, but I am completely not.
The weekly photo challenge is ‘colour’, and as you can see I chose blue. Initially I was going to write lots of different pages of a story I am working on longhand in different colours and make a gallery of those – but I appear to have misplaced most of my more interesting pen colours. SEND PENS NOW. Or, look at the blue things instead whilst I think of further ridiculous ways to procrastinate.
Some of the bluest books I own.
Blue desk tidy, featuring a blue ruler and some blue pens. Also the weird wicker owl thingy and Totoro.
Reading chair, covered in mostly blue blanket I knitted. The owl is Professor Lindsay.
Blue shoes, containing my blue degree tube and a blue light sabre.
I have a number of friends on the internet who I’ve come across through writing stories. One such person is Glempy, also called The Rogue Verbumancer, who you may remember from guest posts like this one, and my almost monthly entries for the Pictonaut Challenge.
As the general setup of Pictonaut implies, Glempy is one of those writers who likes to get other people writing. This predilection could stem from pure philanthropy, or it might be orchestrated so the man in question has a ready-made support network of peers gnashing their teeth and churning out #amwriting tweets at the same time as him – it’s impossible to know for sure. Still, whatever his reasons, the outcome is a positive one – lots of stories for you to read.
Do you remember Choose Your Own Adventure books? You read some of the story, then had the option to choose what happened next – for instance, ‘to go through the spooky arch turn to page 62,’ or ‘to climb the rickety ladder turn to page 4.’ The story was in your hands, and anything could happen – if you made a bad choice the hero might actually die, or at least be horribly maimed.*
The idea of Working Barbarian is to resurrect this storytelling model. Glempy has assembled a group of writers, including yours truly, who have agreed to relay The Life and Times of a Working Barbarian in gripping internet instalments. After each instalment there will be a list of ‘what do you want to do next’ options and you, the general public, get to Choose Your Own Adventure by voting on whether you want the Barbarian to go through the spooky arch, climb the rickety ladder or stroke the adorable cthulu kitten.
I’m really excited about this project, and if you’re excited too then you should CLICK HERE whereupon you can subscribe to email updates or follow the blog so that new posts appear in your reader. You’ll also be able to find out a bit more about the merry band of people involved in writing the thing.
The first part of the story, penned by Glempy himself, goes live on Monday April 8th. Hooray!
*Bear in mind this was pre Song of Ice and Fire / Potter – main characters being senselessly killed was unusual back then.
This week’s photo challenge is to take you through a day in my life, so what follows is my Easter Sunday. I have tried to allude to the fact that even though I didn’t write much yesterday, I though about stories and storytelling a lot – that is pretty much how I exist from day to day. There are explanatory captions attached to these, and if you click on the first one you’ll get the pictures in an exciting slideshow.
Start the day with a strong coffee.
Watch Doctor Who on iPlayer – represented here by a small Matt Smith figurine riding an Easter Chick.
Read something culturally edifying – this is Gutter, a Scottish writing magazine.
Get in the way of other half playing FIFA.
Decide to go outside – for which I need lip balm…
… tunes…
… and shoes.
Wander through the park. Keep an eye out for talking animals and terrifying women driving sleighs as lamp posts of this sort obviously mean I am near Narnia.
Look for hilarious graffiti – this is the best I got yesterday for I was perambulating in an area of class.
Search desperately for signs of spring. Settle for these guys.
Start to formulate a Hunger Games style tale based on random tags hanging in trees.
Converse with this affronted Ent.
Wonder whether the paint is bubbling like that due to imminent alien invasion or ghosts.
DRINK ALL THE TEA.
Eat soup that I made. Over the weekend, it was Squash.
Sit down to do some writing. Faff about on the internet for about five hours.
Watch more Doctor Who. This is from Nightmare of Eden.
Retire to bed to read more – currently The Cutting Room by Louise Welsh. S’good.
This month, The Rogue Verbumancer (or Glempy, if you prefer) challenges the internet to write a thousand words on the topic of going for a walk over a bridge. Or y’know, anything else that springs to mind on seeing this picture… But as you will discover, my brain opted for a fairly literal interpretation.