Apologies for my recent silence.
The reason behind it is mainly that I haven’t written as much of book two as I ‘should’ have – 9000 words less, to be precise – and I was a bit embarrassed to come forward and admit it. I’ve written loads of other things, mind you – for example, I am to be relied upon if you want to read lengthy dissections of nonsensical song lyrics. And I’ve pitched a couple of articles that have elicited vague promises of monetary gain, which is hugely exciting for me because I haven’t been paid for my work since I was 19 and wrote some arts reviews for The Perthshire Advertiser.
Other than that, I am now back in Edinburgh after the chicken sitting adventure. Last night a group of friends rallied round to show their support of this whole nonsensical idea by buying me beer, which was very sweet of them. Thus my enthusiasm is renewed, and cannot even be dampened by the shock revelation that there are only 28 days in February and it’s already the 6th. Perhaps fortuitously, my temp agency hasn’t as yet offered me any work for this week, so maybe I’ll get caught up over the next day or two. Stranger things have happened…
And now, an unedited excerpt of book two.
“I am never working with you amateurs again,” hissed Morag McWhirter, whose turn it was to throw a wobbly as the curtain went up for the final time.
“You always say that,” Elspeth pointed out, hastily pasting a fixed grin to her face as the audience came into view.
The company bowed once more to the lukewarm applause of about thirteen people.
“God. This is depressing,” Hamish McWhirter said under his breath, giving the old lady who always sat in seat G15 a cheeky wink of recognition.
Then a body fell from the fly floor onto the stage in front of them with a blunt thud.
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