OMG, I actually hate Seneca by the way.  He thinks he’s so clever, but like, my slaves are better trained in the art of rhetoric than him.  If he weren’t such a sickly excuse for a man I’d seriously consider finding an excuse to have him killed, or at least exiled.  My only comfort is that he’s bound to die of natural causes soon with such a feeble constitution.

Ha, I’ve thought of a joke.

The only thing feebler than Seneca’s constitution… is his body of work!  Ha ha.  Must find Helicon and tell him.


I am experimenting with bringing in some properly teenage blog elements (eg txt spk) to see if that works.