Occasionally, the fact I sign my name as the fairly androgynous ‘Ali’ leads people to assume I am a man. This belies the fact that however peppered with links to my online endeavours my email signature may be, most recipients of my missives can’t be arsed clicking them.
How many words are there in The Diary of Adrian Mole? I have googled it, but no joy. Meanwhile the auto-filling-out search bar function would much rather I was looking for Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Which is around 20, 000, for those who are interested, and has a very yellow website.
I’m unlikely to find myself lacking the Caligula material to make 50k, but have been idly pondering that the diary/blog format seems to naturally be shorter than the average novel. Bridget Jones, for example, is around 36k. Diary of a Nobody is just under 40k. I’m nowhere near either of those totals, mind you, so perhaps I should stop pondering and get on with it.
On which subject, does anyone know any good internet quizzes a crazy emperor might do? I reckon he’d definitely have a go on the love calculator, which gives him and his sister (Julia Drusilla, the one he really loved – after she died he swore on her divinity and nothing else) 72%. Pretty good. Although Dr Love, owner of the love calculator, says the relationship would suffer good and bad times and that a lot of communication would be required to overcome potential problems. I don’t get the impression that’s how Caligula tended to resolve things. I think Dr Love might have been flayed.